There's a hilarious ode to the Maple Leafs in today's issue of 24 hours newspaper written by Graeme McRanor, plus much abuse of that nasty blue jersey on the 24 hours podcast site...
Oh Maple Leafs
I plead of thee
Give up the chase
Of the Stanley dream
Oh Maple Leafs
When will you see
Your team is nothing
Like it used to be
Darcy Tucker
Mats Sundin
One little f**ker
And a Swedish has been
Oh Maple Leafs
Your team rankles
We’ve seen better skating
From oldies with cankles
When will you score
When will you win
Your goals are soft
Your stats so grim
Oh Maple Leafs
Turn on the heat
Basements get cold
Especially in the East
Yes, Raycroft sucks
Leafs blow
But not nearly as much
As the city of Toronto
I plead of thee
Give up the chase
Of the Stanley dream
Oh Maple Leafs
When will you see
Your team is nothing
Like it used to be
Darcy Tucker
Mats Sundin
One little f**ker
And a Swedish has been
Oh Maple Leafs
Your team rankles
We’ve seen better skating
From oldies with cankles
When will you score
When will you win
Your goals are soft
Your stats so grim
Oh Maple Leafs
Turn on the heat
Basements get cold
Especially in the East
Yes, Raycroft sucks
Leafs blow
But not nearly as much
As the city of Toronto
Oh, and lookie, there's a plug for Canucks Week! Thanks 24 hours!
2 comments:
Hahahahahah.... oh man. The hatred! Have fun in T-dot, it sucks there, I lived there and it sucks. I'll be watching the game!
Funny interview with Linden on the Team1040 this morning about the road trip. The best part (paraphrased):
Interviewer: It seems like everyone in Vancouver hates Toronto. What are some good things about the city?
TL: [long pause] ummm.... [another pause] yeah... [pause] that's a tough one.
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